Who Stole the rum?
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WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (WHO?!)
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (NOT ME!)
WHERE’S MY GROG?! (GROG!)
WHERE’S MY GROG?! (NOT ME!)
Barrel was full when the night rolled in
Woke up dry now that’s a sin
Tap was open, cask was bled
Not a drop for a working head
Cook said “Lads, must’ve gone to sea”
While smelling strong of the company
Bosun swore by rope and log
But his breath said rum…
and a touch of grog
HEY!
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (WHO?!)
HEY!
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (NOT ME!)
Hands up high if you’ve had none
EVERY LIAR DRINKS AS ONE!
HEY!
WHERE’S OUR GROG?! (GROG!)
HEY!
WHERE’S OUR GROG?! (NOT ME!)
Barrel’s dry and tempers hot
SOMEONE DRANK THE BLOODY LOT!
Cabin boy said “I’d never dare!”
Then wiped the foam from his beard right there
Quartermaster checked the stores
Counted wrong then counted more
Saw three fools by the lantern light
Singing loud in the dead of night
If that weren’t rum in every mug
Then I’m a saint and I ain’t that smug
HEY!
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (WHO?!)
HEY!
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (NOT ME!)
Point your finger, shout it loud
HALF YOU LOT ARE DRUNK RIGHT NOW!
HEY!
WHERE’S OUR GROG?! (GROG!)
HEY!
WHERE’S OUR GROG?! (NOT ME!)
Check their boots and check below
THEY’RE HIDING CUPS WHERE WE DON’T GO!
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (WHO?!)
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (NOT ME!)
WHERE’S THE GROG?! (GROG!)
WHERE’S THE GROG?! (NOT ME!)
“IT WAS HIM!”
“LIAR, YOU!”
“CHECK THE CAPTAIN!”
“CHECK YOU TOO!”
Found the stash by the ballast stone
Half the crew had claimed their own
Captain walked in, took a swig
Said “Carry on” then tipped it big
So we stood there, cups in hand
No one blamed and no one ran
If all of us have had our share
Then no one’s guilty anywhere
HEY!
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (WHO?!)
HEY!
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (NOT ME!)
Turns out every man had some
HAT’S WHAT HAPPENS TO THE RUM!
HEY!
WHERE’S OUR GROG?! (GROG!)
HEY!
WHERE’S OUR GROG?! (NOT ME!)
Raise your cups and drink it fast
HIDE IT BETTER NEXT TIME, LADS!
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (WHO?!)
WHO STOLE THE RUM?! (NOT ME!)
GROG!
GROG!
GROG! (HEY!)